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No pencil? Turn the guitar over (soundhole facing into your lap), headstock tilted slightly downward, and start lightly slapping the soundboard. It shouldn't take long for the pick to make it's way down to the soundhole and freedom. No shaking necessary. » 8/18/14 5:07pm Monday 5:07pm

Fair enough. However, there is momentum behind the sentiment "hardy har Microsoft", thanks in no small part to MS themselves. For several computing generations they've been the stalwart; barely changing and not really needing to. They aren't going to halt that momentum and change perceptions with one or even two… » 8/14/14 7:32pm 8/14/14 7:32pm

Soften a block of cream cheese in a microwave safe bowl. Mix in some oregano, basil and parsley, cover with pizza sauce (of COURSE from the jar!), grated cheese, pepperoni, peppers, olives, more cheese. Microwave for 5 on high, have a loaf of french or italian bread handy. Boom....pizza dip.

The longest part is… » 8/12/14 3:00pm 8/12/14 3:00pm

I guess Buffalo wants assurances they'll "Never Say Goodbye" to the Bills, but the Bon Jovi group told them "It's My Life", and we'll move the team if we feel like it. Besides, if things don't work out in Toronto, "Who Says You Can't Go Home"? » 8/05/14 4:56pm 8/05/14 4:56pm